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Lisa Cramlin here with Graham Paul,

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breaking down this afternoon's
Richmond-Arsenal match.

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- Welcome, Graham.
- Pleasure to be here, Lisa.

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So today was another tough day

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for Roy Kent in a stretch of bad days.

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In his last nine games, Kent has had...

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... while his turnovers
have nearly doubled.

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And today, it was an
ignominious own goal...

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There you are.

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Everyone gone?

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Yes, sir. Well, except Rojas.

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Darn kid's out on the practice
pitch still doing drills.

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What a fucking asshole.

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- Right?
- Yeah.

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Somebody order a Roy on the rocks, huh?

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How we doing in here? Whoo!

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That is cold, man.

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Just looking at you in there is making
me all chilly inside.

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Can you just tell me I
fucked up and then go?

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Not gonna do that, bud.

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I lost us the game. I'm a piece of shit.

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Easy now. You had a bad day. Big whoop.

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"Big whoop"?

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Yeah, big whoop.

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You beating yourself up is like
Woody Allen playing the clarinet.

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I don't wanna hear it. All right?

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So just, you know, knock it off.
Go easy on yourself. Okay?

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Hey. I got your back. Ain't
nothing gonna change that.

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Look at you in there, looking
like a brunette Oscar the Grouch.

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- On or off?
- Off.

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You gotta stop holding on,
Roy, please, for us, for you.

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Let it go.

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- There you go.
- Hola, Roy.

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We're taking a break. When we return,

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we'll take a look at Jamie Tartt's
brilliant day for Manchester City.

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That's it. Right there. Yep. Beautiful.

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Oh, snap. Watch your back, Kate Moss.

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There's a new bad girl on
the British modeling scene.

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- Huh? Yeah?
- Okay, I think we've got it.

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Brought these in case you need
a little biscuit boost. Yeah?

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Man, oh, man. You get nervous
doing this kind of stuff?

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It's a profile on women in
football. It's not a big deal.

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There's, like, four of us: me,
Karen, Delia and Posh Spice.

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Oh, come on, now. Being
a role model's a huge deal.

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Don't you realize that

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there's probably a little girl
out there somewhere

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rocking a tiny
eggplant-colored power suit,

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and she's just dreaming about
becoming a sports executive someday.

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She's gonna read this article
and she's gonna think,

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"Holy smokes. My dreams are possible".

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In this scenario of yours,

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little girls read
The Football Financial Quarterly?

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Well, who knows? Little
girls are mysterious.

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And silly and powerful.

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I gave up trying to
figure them out years ago.

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Tell you what, I wish
Higgins was here to see this,

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'cause he'd be real happy for you too.

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I don't know about that, Ted.

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When Higgins decided to quit,
he made it quite clear

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what he thought about me,
and it wasn't supportive.

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Nope.

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I'm filing that under stinkin'
thinkin' right there. Okay?

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I guarantee you, he'll come around.

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- Right. I'm changing the subject.
- Go ahead.

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How's the team morale going
into the final weekend?

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I mean, I'm still heartbroken
about the last loss.

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Are you?

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- Of course.
- Ah.

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- Hey, Keeley.
- Hi, Ted.

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Hey, did those marketing folks
from Tom Ford ever get back to you?

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Yeah, they did.

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They said they're gonna stick
with the models they already have.

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Aw, nuts.

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I know. But they did say

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that if they ever do an everyman
campaign or something satirical,

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your name's on their list.

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All right. There you go. That's not bad.

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Can I borrow you for a second, Rebecca?

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Come on.

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My God, it smells of feet in here.

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I mean, it just... it just hits
you immediately, doesn't it?

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It's hot. Like feet funk, right
up your nose. Can you smell it?

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You're being a right
floppy cock, Rebecca.

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Why haven't you told Ted yet?

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Oh, I'm going to.

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When?

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Imagine doing something unforgivable

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to someone who doesn't deserve it

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and then having to look them in the
eye and tell them what you've done.

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I don't have to imagine. I've done it.

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Year Eight, I took a shit in
Joanna Wellington's locker.

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I apologized,

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I was uninvited to her birthday party,

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and then we patched it up a week later.

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Just fucking tell him.

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Sorry, why did you do
a shit in her locker?

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I don't know. I was 13.

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What? Teenage girls are, like,
mysterious and dark and dangerous.

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- All right.
- That is not the point!

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- Okay.
- Oh, God.

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Sorry. Um, wow.

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I know women like shoes,
but, girls, come on, this is silly.

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Sorry, that was really sexist.

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Um, I just wasn't expecting
there to be anyone in here.

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Um, but you are in
here, and that's great.

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Take as long as you need.
Yeah. I'll go. Sorry.

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I mean, what would be the
point of telling Ted now?

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It doesn't change anything.

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It would change how I feel about you.

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You know, David, we got one final
game this season against Man City,

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and our goal is to go out
like Willie Nelson, on a high.

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Yeah?

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Oh, how about Trent Crimm?

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And if memory serves, you're
from the Daily Planet, yeah?

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Trent Crimm, The Independent.

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Ah, yes. That's the one. Okay.
What's your question, Trent?

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Many of your young players have
improved during your tenure.

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Then there's Roy Kent.

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He played dismally last match. Thoughts?

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Well, I think you could ask Roy himself.

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He'd tell you it wasn't his best day.

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But I'll let you know right now

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that Roy Kent is the
backbone of this team.

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All right, let's mix
it up in here a little.

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If you're an introvert, I
want y'all to raise your hand.

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You guys get the next few questions.

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Ah! That was a trick!

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If y'all were really introverts,

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you would've been quiet
as a church mouse.

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Unless that church was Westboro Baptist.

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Those turkeys won't shut up.

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Hi, guys. What's up?

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Please have a seat.

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Okay.

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I feel like y'all are about
to do some improv comedy

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or tell me that you're
dating each other.

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Either one's cool with me.
'Cause your suggestion is ally.

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We have to take Roy out
of the starting lineup.

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I see. Okay.

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It wasn't just one bad game, Coach.

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He's showing his age,

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and he's made significant mistakes
in each of the last five matches.

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We just haven't been bitten
in the ass by them yet.

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But yesterday our butts had teeth marks.

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Deep ones. The kind you
usually have to pay for.

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Hmm.

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Guys... I'm not benching Roy.

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He's our captain.

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But I want you to know that
I value each of your opinions.

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Even when they're wrong.

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I was really hoping it
was going to be improv.

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I'm Audi 5000.

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- You paid someone to bite you?
- No, of course not.

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Oh, sorry. I...

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Been paid.

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Where?

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Hey. What's up?

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I have something I need to tell you.

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I'm all ears.

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Right, I'm not gonna
beat around the bush.

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I'm just gonna... get
straight to the point.

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No faffing around, 'cause
that's just annoying,

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and definitely no procrastinating.

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Procrast... Procrast...
That's a good word, isn't it?

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Procrastinating. Pro... Procrastinating.

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Huh. I wonder what the
etymology of that word is.

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Obviously, "pro", very
good, but "crast"? Crast...

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I have no idea. Hey!
Why don't we look it up?

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- Have you got a dictionary?
- Not on me. Are you doing okay?

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- Me?
- Yeah.

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I'm brilliant!

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Yeah, I am top of the pops.

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Ted, do you think you
could do this later?

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Yeah, sure. No problem. I'll
just hit the rewind button.

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Oh, God. Oh, my God. Oh, my
God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

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Just do it. Just do it. I'm a big girl.

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I can fucking just...
Just tidy up your mess.

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Tidy up your mess. Right. Oh, God.

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Surprise.

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- Rupert.
- You seem anxious.

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Where's, uh, where's Higgins?

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Uh, I fired him.

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Why? Higgins is first class.

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Except the only negative about the man

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was that whenever he
borrowed a pen from me,

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he would nibble the top like
some anxious little puppy.

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Good boy.

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Yeah, well, he's gone.

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Shame. Oh, well. Maybe
he'll accept my offer now.

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Look, Rupert, are you here to
try and buy back the club or...

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No, I wanted to tell you something

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before you heard it somewhere else.

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Bex and I are having a baby.

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Surprise, again.

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But you always said that...

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I thought we could be mature about this.

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Oh, you're mature enough, all right.

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You're nearly 70, and
you're having a baby?

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I mean, what are you, a character
from the fucking Bible?

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When your kid hits puberty,

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you'll be nothing but a pile
of dust and a black Amex card.

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Now, now, darling.

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Don't call me that.

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People change. I do want a child.

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I just suppose I... I
didn't want one with...

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Before.

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I mean, in the end,

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it's just about being with
the right person, isn't it?

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Of course.

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Oh, I'm so glad I got
to tell you this in person.

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I would have hated for you
to read it in the press.

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Good luck against Man City.

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I have something I need to tell you.

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Mm. Déjà vu.

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I'm a fucking bitch.

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Nope, that's new.

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Ted, I lied to you.

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I hired you because I
wanted this team to lose.

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I wanted you to fail,

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and I sabotaged you
every chance I've had.

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It was me who hired that photographer

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to take the photo of you and Keeley.

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I set up the interview with Trent Crimm,

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hoping that he would humiliate you.

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And I instigated the
transfer of Jamie Tartt,

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even though you'd asked me not to.

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This club is all that Rupert
has ever cared about,

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and I wanted to destroy it.

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To cause him as much pain and
suffering as he has caused me.

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And I didn't care who
I used or who I hurt.

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All you good people just
trying to make a difference.

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Ted, I'm so sorry.

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Mm.

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If you want to quit or call the press,
I'll completely understand.

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I forgive you.

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You... What? Why?

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Divorce is hard.

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It doesn't matter if
you're the one leaving

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or if... you're the one who got left.

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It makes folks do crazy things.

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Hell, I'm coaching soccer
for heaven's sake. In London.

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I mean, that's nuts.

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Yeah.

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But this job you gave me
has changed my life.

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It gave me the distance I needed
to see what was really going on.

247
00:13:00,030 --> 00:13:01,323
Yeah, but you and me...

248
00:13:03,283 --> 00:13:04,284
We're okay.

249
00:13:10,749 --> 00:13:11,832
Ted.

250
00:13:11,834 --> 00:13:14,115
Come on, just shake this hand.
My arm's starting to get...

251
00:13:19,842 --> 00:13:23,426
You know, I think that
if you care about someone

252
00:13:23,428 --> 00:13:26,680
and you got a little love in your heart,

253
00:13:26,682 --> 00:13:29,140
there ain't nothing you
can't get through together.

254
00:13:29,142 --> 00:13:30,310
You know what I'm saying?

255
00:13:34,815 --> 00:13:36,984
You're not just talking
about us now, are you?

256
00:13:38,068 --> 00:13:40,696
Maybe. Maybe not.

257
00:13:42,614 --> 00:13:43,790
Okay.

258
00:13:43,792 --> 00:13:45,782
I'm gonna go change for
practice... uh, training.

259
00:13:45,784 --> 00:13:47,701
Whatever. Who cares?

260
00:13:47,703 --> 00:13:49,621
Nice seeing you down here, boss.

261
00:13:50,581 --> 00:13:51,999
You liven up the place.

262
00:13:56,278 --> 00:13:58,295
All right, let's get it going, huh?

263
00:13:58,297 --> 00:14:00,755
Let's go. Gather up. Come on, now.

264
00:14:00,757 --> 00:14:03,383
All right, fellas, you gotta remember,
your body is like day-old rice.

265
00:14:03,385 --> 00:14:05,760
If it ain't warmed up properly,
something real bad could happen.

266
00:14:05,762 --> 00:14:07,512
Oh, food poisoning is no joke, Coach.

267
00:14:07,514 --> 00:14:09,389
One time, I was being sick,

268
00:14:09,391 --> 00:14:11,391
and at the same time,
I was having diarrhea.

269
00:14:11,393 --> 00:14:14,019
Mm. Yep. That'll happen.
Anybody else wanna share?

270
00:14:14,021 --> 00:14:16,897
To be able to do both those
things at the same time?

271
00:14:16,899 --> 00:14:18,982
The body is a miracle.

272
00:14:18,984 --> 00:14:21,026
Yeah. Good perspective.
I appreciate that.

273
00:14:21,028 --> 00:14:23,653
So, fellas, we all know
speed is important.

274
00:14:23,655 --> 00:14:26,281
But being able to stop and
change directions quickly?

275
00:14:26,283 --> 00:14:29,159
Well, that's like Kanye's
808s and Heartbreak.

276
00:14:29,161 --> 00:14:30,785
It don't get nearly enough credit.

277
00:14:30,787 --> 00:14:33,187
Okay, so let's line up on these
cones Nate put out. Let's go.

278
00:14:34,499 --> 00:14:35,582
All right, here's the deal.

279
00:14:35,584 --> 00:14:39,294
Last one to start, stop, then start
again is a rotten egg. Let's do it.

280
00:14:42,549 --> 00:14:44,869
Hey, Coach, I thought of a joke
this morning in the shower.

281
00:14:46,303 --> 00:14:48,096
What does a British owl say?

282
00:14:51,642 --> 00:14:52,962
Coach, what does a British owl...

283
00:14:55,229 --> 00:14:56,349
I was saying earlier that...

284
00:14:57,981 --> 00:15:01,107
You're acting like I'm chasing
you with a booger or something.

285
00:15:01,109 --> 00:15:03,176
Okay. All right. I see
what's going on here.

286
00:15:03,178 --> 00:15:04,286
This is about Roy, ain't it?

287
00:15:04,288 --> 00:15:06,467
So you gonna give me the cold
shoulder and the silent treatment.

288
00:15:06,469 --> 00:15:07,989
That's a combo.

289
00:15:07,991 --> 00:15:09,449
Does it come with a medium drink?

290
00:15:11,328 --> 00:15:12,911
Fine.

291
00:15:12,913 --> 00:15:15,705
Hey, Nate, what does a British owl say?

292
00:15:15,707 --> 00:15:18,458
Oh, you gonna do that move where
you act like you don't hear me

293
00:15:18,460 --> 00:15:19,918
and then you just walk away, huh?

294
00:15:19,920 --> 00:15:20,921
Yeah.

295
00:15:21,964 --> 00:15:24,047
Oh, it's like that now, huh?

296
00:15:24,049 --> 00:15:25,695
Heck with both of you guys.

297
00:15:25,697 --> 00:15:27,717
I'm just gonna focus
up here on practice.

298
00:15:27,719 --> 00:15:30,055
There you go, Dani.
Dig in, baby. Come on.

299
00:15:31,348 --> 00:15:32,988
- Fuck.
- It's all right, Roy.

300
00:15:33,892 --> 00:15:35,809
- Fuck!
- Keep up, Roy!

301
00:15:35,811 --> 00:15:37,561
- You got this, Roy.
- Fuck!

302
00:15:37,563 --> 00:15:40,524
That's it. Swear it out,
Roy. Swear it out.

303
00:15:44,987 --> 00:15:46,572
Mm. Shoot.

304
00:15:47,364 --> 00:15:48,991
Okay. Mm.

305
00:15:52,995 --> 00:15:53,996
Okay.

306
00:16:12,514 --> 00:16:13,930
Ooh.

307
00:16:13,932 --> 00:16:16,435
Ahh!

308
00:16:26,236 --> 00:16:27,237
Yeah.

309
00:16:28,447 --> 00:16:30,113
Whoa.

310
00:16:37,456 --> 00:16:38,874
There you are.

311
00:16:45,506 --> 00:16:46,507
Hey.

312
00:16:48,592 --> 00:16:51,051
There's, um, a lot of other seats.

313
00:16:51,053 --> 00:16:53,345
Well, yeah, this is what my ticket says.

314
00:16:55,724 --> 00:16:57,849
How you doing, Roy?

315
00:16:57,851 --> 00:16:59,518
Fine. You?

316
00:16:59,520 --> 00:17:01,144
Oh, good, good, yeah.

317
00:17:01,146 --> 00:17:03,104
Oh. I saw this video online

318
00:17:03,106 --> 00:17:07,317
of a, um, a kitten and a little
baby chicken becoming friends

319
00:17:07,319 --> 00:17:09,068
and just hanging out together.

320
00:17:09,070 --> 00:17:11,154
It was... Well, here, let me show
it to you. I got it right here.

321
00:17:11,156 --> 00:17:12,780
What's this about?

322
00:17:15,702 --> 00:17:17,598
It's funny, 'cause whenever my mom

323
00:17:17,600 --> 00:17:19,578
has something tough
to talk about with me,

324
00:17:19,580 --> 00:17:23,500
she'll, um... you know, she'll
start it off saying something

325
00:17:23,502 --> 00:17:27,587
about, I don't know, something
weird, something overtly nice.

326
00:17:27,589 --> 00:17:29,798
And, uh, yeah, I just thought the idea

327
00:17:29,800 --> 00:17:33,762
of a cat and a bird being
all simpatico was nice.

328
00:17:39,059 --> 00:17:41,503
Look, Roy, we've been talking about

329
00:17:41,505 --> 00:17:42,936
the starting lineup against Man City...

330
00:17:42,938 --> 00:17:44,688
Don't you dare. You're
not fucking benching me.

331
00:17:44,690 --> 00:17:46,105
Well, no. I'm just
talking here, Roy. I...

332
00:17:46,107 --> 00:17:47,524
Yeah, talking. That's
all you do is talk.

333
00:17:47,526 --> 00:17:49,651
Talking all that bullshit about
how you've got my back.

334
00:17:49,653 --> 00:17:51,903
- No. Hey, I do have your back.
- Bullshit!

335
00:17:51,905 --> 00:17:54,447
You pretended to be a man of your
word. You're fucking full of shit.

336
00:17:54,449 --> 00:17:57,077
You can go fuck yourself. Fuck you!

337
00:18:12,384 --> 00:18:14,678
There are a lot of
surprises happening here.

338
00:18:16,638 --> 00:18:18,930
Like that tiny little beard.

339
00:18:18,932 --> 00:18:23,476
It's called a Van Dyke after
the 17th century Flemish painter.

340
00:18:23,478 --> 00:18:26,273
- Oh. Right.
- And I think it makes me look how I feel.

341
00:18:27,024 --> 00:18:28,356
Chill.

342
00:18:28,358 --> 00:18:30,609
How does Mrs. Higgins feel about it?

343
00:18:30,611 --> 00:18:32,652
She hates it with a white-hot intensity.

344
00:18:35,407 --> 00:18:36,909
Right. Look...

345
00:18:38,202 --> 00:18:41,328
I came clean to Ted.
I told him everything.

346
00:18:41,330 --> 00:18:42,787
Oh.

347
00:18:42,789 --> 00:18:43,872
How did that go?

348
00:18:43,874 --> 00:18:47,167
You know what the little
shit did? He forgave me.

349
00:18:47,169 --> 00:18:49,421
- Fucking asshole.
- I know.

350
00:18:50,547 --> 00:18:53,798
But that's not actually why I'm here.

351
00:18:53,800 --> 00:18:55,511
I wanted to apologize to you for...

352
00:18:57,304 --> 00:18:58,553
treating you so poorly

353
00:18:58,555 --> 00:19:00,201
and forcing you to be an accomplice

354
00:19:00,203 --> 00:19:02,599
in my moronically childish scheme.

355
00:19:02,601 --> 00:19:05,727
I am truly sorry, Higgins.

356
00:19:08,524 --> 00:19:09,650
Wow. Uh...

357
00:19:10,943 --> 00:19:13,070
Thank... Thank you, Rebecca.

358
00:19:15,239 --> 00:19:17,405
I lost my way for a minute.

359
00:19:17,407 --> 00:19:19,032
Yeah.

360
00:19:19,034 --> 00:19:20,035
But I'm on the road back.

361
00:19:20,786 --> 00:19:22,869
I can tell. You know what, it suits you.

362
00:19:22,871 --> 00:19:24,412
Unlike that beard. Ooh!

363
00:19:24,414 --> 00:19:25,580
Oh.

364
00:19:25,582 --> 00:19:27,960
Sorry. Had to.

365
00:19:31,255 --> 00:19:34,172
I don't think I've ever had
a child in my house before.

366
00:19:34,174 --> 00:19:35,717
What about Jamie?

367
00:19:37,094 --> 00:19:39,177
Oh, we can't let her go
snooping around though.

368
00:19:39,179 --> 00:19:41,304
I don't want her to find my vibrator.

369
00:19:41,306 --> 00:19:44,474
Yeah, that's gonna be a problem.
Her mum said no electronics.

370
00:19:48,188 --> 00:19:50,482
So, how are you doing?

371
00:19:51,358 --> 00:19:52,359
Fine.

372
00:19:55,529 --> 00:19:58,071
I do kind of think
kids are pretty incredible.

373
00:19:58,073 --> 00:20:00,282
I mean, she's got new teeth
that push out her old teeth.

374
00:20:00,284 --> 00:20:02,075
The body is a miracle.

375
00:20:02,077 --> 00:20:03,785
You know, the last time
I was on the bench...

376
00:20:03,787 --> 00:20:05,370
Oh, you are ready to
talk about real stuff.

377
00:20:05,372 --> 00:20:06,663
That's great.

378
00:20:06,665 --> 00:20:09,668
Um, wait one second.

379
00:20:11,795 --> 00:20:12,796
Come sit here.

380
00:20:17,843 --> 00:20:18,927
Take this.

381
00:20:19,720 --> 00:20:22,389
Okay, we're both ready. Lay it on me.

382
00:20:25,109 --> 00:20:27,559
Roy Kent has been the best player
on every team he's been on

383
00:20:27,561 --> 00:20:28,977
since he was a kid.

384
00:20:28,979 --> 00:20:31,396
I like being Roy Kent.

385
00:20:31,398 --> 00:20:33,127
I don't know if I can handle just being

386
00:20:33,129 --> 00:20:35,901
some loser has-been called Roy.

387
00:20:35,903 --> 00:20:39,571
"All right, Roy?" Yeah. "What
you been up to?" Fuck all.

388
00:20:39,573 --> 00:20:44,534
God. I think men who feel sorry
for themselves are so sexy.

389
00:20:44,536 --> 00:20:47,162
- Stop it.
- No, seriously. I do.

390
00:20:47,164 --> 00:20:50,332
And if you start telling me how hard
it is playing a game for a living,

391
00:20:50,334 --> 00:20:51,374
I think I might come.

392
00:20:51,376 --> 00:20:53,045
It's not just a game to me.

393
00:20:54,046 --> 00:20:56,254
It's all I've ever known.

394
00:20:56,256 --> 00:20:57,923
It's who I am.

395
00:20:57,925 --> 00:20:59,508
It's all I am.

396
00:20:59,510 --> 00:21:02,093
Phoebe? Phoebe?

397
00:21:02,095 --> 00:21:03,639
Can you come here for a second?

398
00:21:06,975 --> 00:21:09,726
You were right. Zeppelin is amazing.

399
00:21:09,728 --> 00:21:11,144
Wait till you hear Cream.

400
00:21:11,146 --> 00:21:14,149
But first, I need you to close
your eyes for me, yeah?

401
00:21:15,150 --> 00:21:17,734
Okay. Can you describe your Uncle Roy?

402
00:21:17,736 --> 00:21:21,196
Everything that you can think of. Go.

403
00:21:21,198 --> 00:21:25,075
Well, he's my uncle.
His beard is scratchy.

404
00:21:25,077 --> 00:21:27,452
He buys me ice cream.

405
00:21:27,454 --> 00:21:28,872
He swears a lot.

406
00:21:29,831 --> 00:21:32,207
He's really funny.

407
00:21:32,209 --> 00:21:34,586
And I love him.

408
00:21:36,755 --> 00:21:38,465
Well done, Phoebe.

409
00:21:39,424 --> 00:21:42,302
See? I didn't hear anything
about being a footballer.

410
00:21:43,136 --> 00:21:45,639
Who gives a shit what
she has to say? She's six.

411
00:21:46,473 --> 00:21:50,308
The point is, you don't know
what people think about Roy Kent.

412
00:21:50,310 --> 00:21:54,398
Secondly, all that matters, Roy Kent,
is what you think about Roy.

413
00:22:06,618 --> 00:22:09,327
That your old girl playing
chess with some other bloke?

414
00:22:09,329 --> 00:22:11,371
- Yep.
- That's fucking brutal.

415
00:22:11,373 --> 00:22:13,540
She's just playing her game.

416
00:22:13,542 --> 00:22:15,125
You stay strong, you hear?

417
00:22:15,127 --> 00:22:16,503
You're a beautiful man.

418
00:22:20,007 --> 00:22:21,091
Hey, fellas.

419
00:22:25,429 --> 00:22:27,929
Well, that's a lot of pints just for us.

420
00:22:27,931 --> 00:22:30,140
I thought you might've
had a tough time with Roy.

421
00:22:30,142 --> 00:22:32,454
Coach, you are a natural-born caregiver.

422
00:22:32,456 --> 00:22:34,188
Like Chief from Cuckoo's Nest.

423
00:22:35,022 --> 00:22:36,899
I was always more of a Taber guy.

424
00:22:40,903 --> 00:22:42,464
But if I'm being honest,

425
00:22:42,466 --> 00:22:44,656
I actually never got
around to telling Roy.

426
00:22:45,574 --> 00:22:46,822
Now, don't give me those eyes.

427
00:22:46,824 --> 00:22:48,452
He figured it out all on his own.

428
00:22:49,674 --> 00:22:51,925
I can see you're happy
now, but don't be.

429
00:22:51,927 --> 00:22:54,220
'Cause I've been thinking
about it and, um...

430
00:22:54,222 --> 00:22:56,974
well, I'm starting Roy against
Man City and that's that.

431
00:22:56,976 --> 00:22:59,936
Look, putting him on the bench
wouldn't just be humiliating to him,

432
00:22:59,938 --> 00:23:03,023
it could actually affect his livelihood.

433
00:23:03,025 --> 00:23:04,278
And you know better than anyone

434
00:23:04,280 --> 00:23:05,717
that all this ain't about winning to me.

435
00:23:05,719 --> 00:23:07,469
'Cause that ain't how we
measure success, right?

436
00:23:07,471 --> 00:23:08,929
Damn it, it is!

437
00:23:13,352 --> 00:23:16,937
Hey. Who put a firecracker
up your butt and lit it?

438
00:23:16,939 --> 00:23:19,856
You did! And I'm sick of it.

439
00:23:19,858 --> 00:23:22,337
Look, I understood this mission
when we were in Kansas.

440
00:23:22,339 --> 00:23:23,944
But those were kids and
these are professionals

441
00:23:23,946 --> 00:23:25,529
and winning does matter to them.

442
00:23:25,531 --> 00:23:28,242
And it matters to me. And that's okay.

443
00:23:29,409 --> 00:23:32,120
- Ain't that right, Mae?
- A-fucking-men it is.

444
00:23:35,082 --> 00:23:37,040
How do you not get it?
Losing has repercussions.

445
00:23:37,042 --> 00:23:38,583
We lose, we get relegated.

446
00:23:38,585 --> 00:23:41,795
We get relegated, this is over
and we will have built nothing.

447
00:23:41,797 --> 00:23:44,414
And if you wanna pick a player's
feelings over a coach's duty

448
00:23:44,416 --> 00:23:45,425
to make a point...

449
00:23:47,010 --> 00:23:48,846
I don't wanna drink with
someone that selfish.

450
00:23:54,226 --> 00:23:56,810
That was the sexiest fucking
thing I've ever seen in my life.

451
00:23:56,812 --> 00:23:58,520
Get your things.

452
00:23:58,522 --> 00:24:00,023
She's been toying with you.

453
00:24:00,941 --> 00:24:03,110
Checkmate, mate.

454
00:24:44,067 --> 00:24:45,734
- I'm good.
- You got a nut allergy?

455
00:24:45,736 --> 00:24:47,861
I got a finger allergy.

456
00:24:47,863 --> 00:24:50,739
What else have I got to offer
you here? We got red wine.

457
00:24:50,741 --> 00:24:51,823
We got tea.

458
00:24:51,825 --> 00:24:53,408
Ooh.

459
00:24:53,410 --> 00:24:54,951
Two-day-old pasta water.

460
00:24:54,953 --> 00:24:56,246
Tea's fine.

461
00:24:57,331 --> 00:24:59,331
Look, I'm sorry I told
you to go fuck yourself.

462
00:24:59,333 --> 00:25:02,461
- Eh, la-di-da.
- I'm usually better at hiding my anger.

463
00:25:03,837 --> 00:25:05,253
You think so, huh?

464
00:25:05,255 --> 00:25:06,379
Mm.

465
00:25:06,381 --> 00:25:07,964
Know thyself.

466
00:25:07,966 --> 00:25:09,343
Rest in peace, Socrates.

467
00:25:12,221 --> 00:25:14,596
Told my niece I might not be playing.

468
00:25:14,598 --> 00:25:17,015
She asked if we could go get ice cream.

469
00:25:17,017 --> 00:25:20,268
Well, hey, at least you had
someone you could talk to, right?

470
00:25:20,270 --> 00:25:21,353
How was the ice cream?

471
00:25:21,355 --> 00:25:23,146
Good. It's fucking ice cream.

472
00:25:23,148 --> 00:25:25,273
Yeah, right? Ice cream's the best.

473
00:25:25,275 --> 00:25:27,609
It's kinda like seeing Billy Joel
perform live, you know?

474
00:25:27,611 --> 00:25:29,069
It never disappoints.

475
00:25:29,071 --> 00:25:32,113
- Mm-hmm.
- It does give me the toots though.

476
00:25:32,115 --> 00:25:33,865
The ice cream, not Billy Joel.

477
00:25:33,867 --> 00:25:36,263
I asked her if she was
still gonna watch the match

478
00:25:36,265 --> 00:25:37,786
if I wasn't playing.

479
00:25:37,788 --> 00:25:38,870
Yeah?

480
00:25:38,872 --> 00:25:40,350
Little shit said yes.

481
00:25:40,352 --> 00:25:43,208
Didn't even blink. Just
straight into my face.

482
00:25:43,210 --> 00:25:45,961
- Well, hey. That's showbiz, ain't it?
- Mm.

483
00:25:45,963 --> 00:25:48,380
I promised myself I was never
gonna watch Fresh Prince again

484
00:25:48,382 --> 00:25:49,881
when they swapped out Aunt Vivs.

485
00:25:49,883 --> 00:25:52,843
But truth be told, as long as
they let Carlton do his thing,

486
00:25:52,845 --> 00:25:55,220
I was always gonna take a
minute and just sit right there.

487
00:25:55,222 --> 00:25:57,430
Sidebar: Alfonso Ribeiro,

488
00:25:57,432 --> 00:26:01,560
the greatest physical comedian
of the 19th, 20th and 21st century.

489
00:26:01,562 --> 00:26:02,771
Case in point right here.

490
00:26:04,064 --> 00:26:05,689
Iconic, yeah?

491
00:26:05,691 --> 00:26:06,835
I never know how to react

492
00:26:06,837 --> 00:26:08,733
when a grown man does
the Carlton in front of me.

493
00:26:08,735 --> 00:26:11,236
You could see a silhouette doing
this, you know exactly what it is,

494
00:26:11,238 --> 00:26:12,674
you know exactly who's doing it.

495
00:26:12,676 --> 00:26:15,448
It is the one, the only, Alfonso...

496
00:26:15,450 --> 00:26:18,076
- Knock it off!
- Sorry, Ms. Shipley!

497
00:26:18,078 --> 00:26:20,161
It has been a whole
thing this last week.

498
00:26:20,163 --> 00:26:23,039
Anyway. You know what we could do?

499
00:26:23,041 --> 00:26:24,457
You've been hurt off and on all season.

500
00:26:24,459 --> 00:26:27,419
Why don't we just say you're injured,
you can't play? No shame in that.

501
00:26:27,421 --> 00:26:29,923
That would help protect my stock
if I wanna move next season.

502
00:26:30,716 --> 00:26:32,799
Maybe to a club that
actually wants to start me.

503
00:26:32,801 --> 00:26:33,884
Come on.

504
00:26:33,886 --> 00:26:38,889
What if, God forbid, I end up
having to play in fucking America,

505
00:26:38,891 --> 00:26:40,724
where I'd dominate, by the way.

506
00:26:40,726 --> 00:26:43,435
They'd be like, "Oh,
is this football then?"

507
00:26:43,437 --> 00:26:46,021
Well, obviously, my preference
would be to have you there.

508
00:26:46,023 --> 00:26:48,148
At practice tomorrow and the game.

509
00:26:48,150 --> 00:26:51,528
But hey, you gotta do
what's right for you.

510
00:26:58,493 --> 00:26:59,494
Can I think about it?

511
00:27:00,454 --> 00:27:02,789
I'd call you a big dummy,
poo-poo face if you didn't.

512
00:27:11,173 --> 00:27:14,341
Be honest with me. It's
a prank, right? The tea.

513
00:27:14,343 --> 00:27:16,238
Like, when us tourist
folks aren't around,

514
00:27:16,240 --> 00:27:17,802
y'all know this tastes like garbage.

515
00:27:17,804 --> 00:27:20,096
No. I love it.

516
00:27:20,098 --> 00:27:21,808
You don't love it. It's pigeon sweat.

517
00:27:25,437 --> 00:27:28,230
Mm. Horrible. Horrible.

518
00:27:28,232 --> 00:27:29,648
Yeah.

519
00:27:29,650 --> 00:27:31,782
No, get rid of the small one
and bring back the tall one.

520
00:27:31,784 --> 00:27:33,797
- He's got bigger hands.
- Bing-bong!

521
00:27:33,799 --> 00:27:36,446
It's biscuits o'clock.

522
00:27:36,448 --> 00:27:38,667
- Higgins! You're back!
- Yeah!

523
00:27:38,669 --> 00:27:40,345
All right. Well, hey,

524
00:27:40,347 --> 00:27:42,577
I know I may be a little too
old-school for some folks,

525
00:27:42,579 --> 00:27:44,955
but I'm gonna say it
anyway. Hell to the yeah.

526
00:27:44,957 --> 00:27:47,040
- Good to see you.
- Nice to see you too.

527
00:27:47,042 --> 00:27:49,209
- Here you go, boss. Those are yours.
- Thank you, Ted.

528
00:27:49,211 --> 00:27:51,336
- Mm-hmm.
- Oh, you've got to try one of these.

529
00:27:51,338 --> 00:27:52,566
Oh, no, he does not.

530
00:27:52,568 --> 00:27:54,923
Caring is sharing, but I
brought Higgins his own.

531
00:27:54,925 --> 00:27:56,341
What?

532
00:27:56,343 --> 00:27:57,384
How did you know?

533
00:27:57,386 --> 00:27:59,177
Well, I had a hunch
you were gonna be here.

534
00:27:59,179 --> 00:28:00,730
- Yeah.
- Oh, wow.

535
00:28:00,732 --> 00:28:02,732
Actually, those were for
Trent Crimm's daughter.

536
00:28:02,734 --> 00:28:03,735
She turns three today.

537
00:28:03,737 --> 00:28:05,662
But it means more to me if you had 'em.

538
00:28:05,664 --> 00:28:07,123
What? No. No, no. Come on.

539
00:28:07,125 --> 00:28:08,728
No. It's okay. She won't remember.

540
00:28:08,730 --> 00:28:10,480
Oh, Ted, you've already told her?

541
00:28:10,482 --> 00:28:12,190
Yeah, weeks ago. She's
been looking forward to it.

542
00:28:12,192 --> 00:28:14,317
But she's three. She'll bounce
right back. It'll be fine.

543
00:28:14,319 --> 00:28:16,069
- No way.
- No, no. I insist. I insist.

544
00:28:16,071 --> 00:28:18,029
I'm screwing with you.
I'm just messing around.

545
00:28:18,031 --> 00:28:20,866
I predicted this whole thing,
and I made those myself for you.

546
00:28:20,868 --> 00:28:22,409
Oh. Thank you.

547
00:28:24,130 --> 00:28:26,872
Okay, y'all. I'll see you in a little
bit, okay? Let's go, Greyhounds.

548
00:28:26,874 --> 00:28:28,665
Whoo!

549
00:28:28,667 --> 00:28:30,792
Yeah, these are definitely
for a little girl.

550
00:28:30,794 --> 00:28:33,295
Maybe he thinks you're silly
and playful and mysterious.

551
00:28:33,297 --> 00:28:34,462
Oh, sure.

552
00:28:48,911 --> 00:28:51,663
Okay, fellas! Need y'all to listen up.

553
00:28:53,108 --> 00:28:54,276
Coach.

554
00:28:55,569 --> 00:28:56,570
Coach.

555
00:29:00,657 --> 00:29:02,908
- Now...
- I know now's not the best time, Coach,

556
00:29:02,910 --> 00:29:04,680
but I have been feeling physically sick

557
00:29:04,682 --> 00:29:06,620
since walking away
from you the other day.

558
00:29:06,622 --> 00:29:08,246
Plus last night, I had
a horrible nightmare

559
00:29:08,248 --> 00:29:10,373
that I was pecking you
to death like a crow.

560
00:29:10,375 --> 00:29:12,042
I'm so sorry.

561
00:29:12,044 --> 00:29:15,128
It's okay, Nate. We're all
good in the hood, all right?

562
00:29:15,130 --> 00:29:16,796
- Oh, yeah.
- But hey, but do me a favor.

563
00:29:16,798 --> 00:29:18,235
Try to apologize to me in your dream

564
00:29:18,237 --> 00:29:19,441
so we're good on
that side of things too.

565
00:29:19,443 --> 00:29:21,009
- Oh, yeah. Of course.
- Thank you.

566
00:29:21,011 --> 00:29:23,803
Now, fellas, we got ourselves a
heck of a match comin' up, yeah?

567
00:29:24,890 --> 00:29:26,610
And what I'm gonna need
from all of y'all...

568
00:29:36,777 --> 00:29:38,318
Sorry, mate.

569
00:29:38,320 --> 00:29:41,573
My six-year-old niece found
my girlfriend's vibrator.

570
00:29:43,016 --> 00:29:44,741
So I had to take her
to get her ears pierced

571
00:29:44,743 --> 00:29:46,493
in an attempt to erase the memory.

572
00:29:48,580 --> 00:29:49,831
Been there.

573
00:29:50,749 --> 00:29:51,832
Can I say something?

574
00:29:51,834 --> 00:29:53,460
Floor is yours, Captain.

575
00:29:57,339 --> 00:30:00,215
Second team's gonna kick first
team's fucking asses today.

576
00:30:09,434 --> 00:30:11,079
All right, fellas! Finish getting ready,

577
00:30:11,081 --> 00:30:12,561
and then we'll do what the man says.

578
00:30:12,563 --> 00:30:14,323
We'll settle this out
on the pitch. Let's go.

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